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Joke of the Day

"What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart? 7 tees, 30 eggs"

"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."

"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."

"Who can't tell the difference between short and long? This subreddit mods"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"

"Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end."