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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
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"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
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"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"
"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"