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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior."

"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."

"The basics of male masturbation Are easy to grasp."

"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."