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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"
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"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."
"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso."
"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"
"Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus."
"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."
"Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this"
"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"