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Joke of the Day
"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."
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"I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys."
"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."
"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."
"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you. [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]"
"What 'secret ingredient' do you add to your meals in order to improve the taste? I cumin it."
"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."