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Joke of the Day

"Would you rather have parkinsons or alzheimers? Personally I'd rather have parkinsons, cos I'd rather have half a pint than forget where I've put it!"

"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"

"So aparently my local pub is haunted. Everyone keeps telling me the place is full of spirits."

"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."

"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."

"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"""This is NPR."" Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo."

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."

"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""