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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."
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"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"Just straight up LIED to my dog's FACE (told him his breakfast looked ""delicious"")"
"DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]"
"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"
"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."
"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"
"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"
"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."