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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A beanerschnitzel"
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"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."
"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
"At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both."