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"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
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"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."
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"Interviewer: we need someone experienced, this job will break you... Worm: (slowly breaks itself in two while maintaining eye contact)"
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? I see dead people."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"
"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""
"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."
"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X-post from /r/Jokes)"
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."