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Joke of the Day
"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."
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"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."
"OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!"
"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."
"Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window."
"I own far too many ""....For Dummies"" books to have healthy self esteem."
"America healthcare system"
"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"
"He asked why I put my stick figures on my dash, not the bumper. I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives."
"Lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch"