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Joke of the Day
"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."
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"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
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"1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!"
"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."
"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"