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Joke of the Day
"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."
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"Seriously, it's almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower."
"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"
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"Nothing says you're worth more than $25 but not quite worth $50 like a $40 gift certificate."
"Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid? Because he always uses the force."
"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"