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Joke of the Day

"Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly."

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."

"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"

"My roommate was complaining to me that his favorite P!nk song never came on the radio. And i was like, ""so what?"" I'll show myself out."

"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it. I told her to sleep on it."

"Have you ever try ethiopan food ? Neither have they .."