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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever try ethiopan food ? Neither have they .."
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"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."
"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"
"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."
"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons"
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations."
"A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk."
"My girlfriend said things needed spicing up a bit in the bedroom, so she introduced me to pegging. It did the trick we've been together ten years now. Give or take."
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."