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"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"
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"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"
"What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"
"How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb? Juan."
"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"
"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."
"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"