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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"I hate racism and black people."

"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."

"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""

"Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it."

"*checks watch* *gets up off toilet* I don't have time for this shit"

"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."