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Joke of the Day
"I hate racism and black people."
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"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"
"If my teachers don't become Ms. Frizzle anytime soon, I will just keep not paying attention."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged five years and in a barrel."
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."
"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""