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Joke of the Day

"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."

"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."

"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"

"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."

"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"

"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"