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Joke of the Day
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
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"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."
"Make mine a Sandusky. I think I'm going to make a signature drink after Jerry Sandusky - 10 year old Whiskey and tears"
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."
"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"