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Joke of the Day
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
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"How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb? Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)"
"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."
"A ghost floats into a bar... The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?"
"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""
"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."