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Joke of the Day

"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"

"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ...without a penis"

"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"

"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."

"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"

"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."

"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."