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Joke of the Day
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
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"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"I bet Nutritionist-Dieticians instagram the food pyramid a lot"
"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"
"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"
"I sat next to a hot girl on bus and thought: Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection. ... ... But she did. :<"
"""Try again, dumbass"" - the little red line under your misspelled word"
"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"
"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."