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Joke of the Day
"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."
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"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."
"The definition of agony is... A one handed man hanging on to a cliff for his dear life with itchy balls."
"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle."
"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Why did the Russian man get food poisoning? Because NE-coli."
"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."
"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"
"""FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE"": BECAUSE YELLING, ""YOU SHOULD REALLY SIGNAL BEFORE YOU CHANGE LANES"" IS A TAD VERBOSE"