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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle."

"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"

"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."

"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"

"I think my neighbour's been stalking me, she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night"

"I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people"

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."