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Joke of the Day
"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"
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"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"
"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."
"What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze"
"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"