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Joke of the Day
"If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?"
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"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."
"I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: ""Well I guess you should have been there""."
"I read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking the other day, and it really scared me! So that's it... Starting today, no more reading."
"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."
"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."
"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."
"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"