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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
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"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"
"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."
"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""
"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."
"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."