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Joke of the Day

"Audible be sponsoring so many YouTube channels you could go to ""Audible.com/ "" and type in any word you want and it would give you a free book"

"What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"How do black people decide what day to wear airbrushed memorial t-shirts of dead relatives?"

"Anyone who says ""on his person"" rather than ""on him"" is not only pretentious, but obviously doesn't think in 140 characters."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"

"Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills."

"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."

"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."

"You: Knock knock, Me: Who's there?"