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Joke of the Day
"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."
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"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"
"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"
"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"
"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"