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Joke of the Day

"Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker. Most of his jobs are pro-boner"

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""

"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"

"BEAR JUDGE: Counsel, this is your last warning, you cannot-- LAWYER: *plays dead* BEAR JUDGE: Where did he go"

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."

"Muslims are boycotting Delta... Now making Delta the safest airline"

"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"