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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."

"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!"

"Did you hear about the sorcerer that turns people into prostitutes? He's whorifying!"

"Want to read a joke about pizza? Never-mind, it's too cheesy!"

"My daughter used to hate eating vegetables. Until she became a vegetarian."

"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."

"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"