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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a German living in Canada? A leder hoser."

"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."

"All knives are cutting edge technology. ... Or maybe just cutting technology."

"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"

"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"

"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"