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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?"
"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"
"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."
"Just saw a 13 year old kid reading an actual newspaper. I stopped and asked of he was okay, and if he'd lost his phone."
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
"I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."
"A woman gets hit by a car... looks like she got to see how the Mercedes Benz"
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."