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Joke of the Day
"A woman gets hit by a car... looks like she got to see how the Mercedes Benz"
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"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."
"Big news! Obama read my tweets and appointed me Secretary of Swagriculture"
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"
"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
"So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Get the fuck out!"""