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Joke of the Day
"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"
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"I can walk on water ... but I tend to stagger on beer."
"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"
"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"
"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."
"what if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs"
"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"
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"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."