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Joke of the Day
"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I may take a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Which is the best side of a banana to eat? The Inside..."
"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"What's a doctor's favorite bird? An apothecanary"
"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"
"Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear? Turban Outfitters."
"What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone..."
"My wife told me she accidentally swapped the KY Jelly and the window putty No wonder the windows kept falling out!"