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Joke of the Day

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke."

"Just once...one time; can't we buy a tree that doesn't try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"

"Trump is a misogynist. And I think it is disgusting the views he has on bitches."

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love"

"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."