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Joke of the Day
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
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"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."
"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."
"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"
"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"
"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"
"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"