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Joke of the Day

"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""

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"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because they're all targets."
"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."
"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"
"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"
"*covers kids eyes* ""Hey Billy, guess who?"" ""Dad!"" ""Nope"" ""I knw its u dad. I know ur voice"" ""Its not ur dad"" ""Stop jking"" ""Ur adopted"""
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."
"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."
"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""
""" Wake up, little Suuuzzie, wake up "" - The Everly Brothers accidentally kill another hooker"