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Joke of the Day
"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."
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"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."
"If a blind girl says you have a big dick.. She probably is just pulling your leg."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"
"I think I start my day angry because I'm forced to see myself naked."
"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!"
"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."