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Joke of the Day

"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""

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"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"
"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."
"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"
"The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is ""Salary is Credited"" "
"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"A blind man walks into a bar."
"Twitter account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."