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Joke of the Day
"*Claps along at an opera*"
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"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"
"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*"
"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."
"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"
"I drive the speed limit when I play street racing games. I don't win but I have many moral victories and countless virtual pedestrian fans."
"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"