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Joke of the Day

"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"

"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"

"What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes? The posters."

"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."

"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"