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Joke of the Day

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"

"How does it feel to be out of coffee? Depresso."

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."

"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"

"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"

"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"

"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."