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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."
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"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."
"Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."""
"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"
"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."
"Caught my Vegan roommate... Caught my Vegan roommate crying today while chopping onions. These people are taking it too far now!"
"The difference between polygamy and monogamy. Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many."
"Can I play Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"