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Joke of the Day
"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."
"Zombie apocalypses suck. Everything comes back to bite you!"
"What do you call an unused piano? A keybored"
"Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"
"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."