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Joke of the Day

"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."

"How to piss off the JokeExplainBot?"

"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""

"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"

"(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you? Call him daddy in the middle of it"

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."

"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"

"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"