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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"

"[NSFW][REALLY NSFW] I hate pedophiles... They're fucking immature assholes"

"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"

"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"

"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""

"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."

"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."