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Joke of the Day
"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."
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"I am not fake. I am not a parody. I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, you cosmic dipshits."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"
"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."
"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"
"If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"