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Joke of the Day

"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."

"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."

"I'm having an out of money experience."

"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"

"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."

"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"

"Why was the mother cow mad at father cow? Because she had beef with him."

"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"