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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down"

"Why don't female mathematicians use tampons? They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection."

"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."

"Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro."

"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."

"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."

"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"

"What do authors do when they are being chased? They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!"

"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."

"I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges Turned out he was a privet investigator."