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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"
"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."
"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house"
"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"A cowboy is buying condoms. ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"" he says. ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" asks the cashier. ""Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."""
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"