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Joke of the Day
"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."
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"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."
"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."
"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"A man goes to the Doctor for a physical. The doctor says, ""I'm sorry but you are going to need to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" the man asks. The doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."
"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."
"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"